Camels, Anyone?

The title may lead you to believe that I am offering you a cigarette. That is not the case at all, and even if it were I would phrase it in terms of whether or not you wanted a fag.

Since I am clearly talking about the animal with one or two humps, let's get right down to business. The business of dromedaries and bactrians, camels that is!

How many humps would you like? One hump or two?

If you don't know how to answer, perhaps you should read these articles.
The Difference Between One-Hump and Two-Hump Camels
Dispelling Myths About Camels